Pyongyang – That is an isolated communist country of North Korea has recently shot four long range missiles into the Japanese Sea on Monday, ratcheting up attacks in its ongoing conflict with the world’s bodies of water.
After the recent attacks, North Korea appeared incredulous at the notion that there’s no way to win a war against the world’s oceans. In a statement, and official of the Korean Central News Agency website said, “North Korea will take all the further measures that is required to safeguard its dignity and right to exist in genuine peace from the increasing threat from the world’s big evil oceans. They bring nothing but badness!
The press release went on to declare that, “Any truly patriotic citizen of the great nation of North Korea will abstain from using water in any form, for any reason. We will remain steadfast and make sure that our system remain free from any kind of corruption”
So far North Korea has been unable to eliminate their sworn adversary, but experts say that could all change if the nation makes good on its promise to develop a nuclear warhead. Our recent nuclear warhead test is a demonstration of the will of the WPK and the Korean people to retaliate against enemies that threaten to flood our land and drown our people in undrinkable water and nasty fish creatures,” said the DPRK. “Our dear leader Kim Jong-Un will evaporate our hostile enemy. Then at last, on that glorious day, the world will be rid of precipitation once and for all!”